Oh Snow No

Good afternoon, it's been a while

I've came to inform you of the..'joys' of snow, now take me to your leader and feed me pie!

No no, i dont see the 'joy' in snow anymore, where'd it go? Find it and you win an egg.
But seriously though, i dont know about you but when i was a kid i loved the snow, with its gleaming whiteness and snowmen creation-ness...but it seems (sadly), that time has 'melted' (oh lord) away.

Nowadays, snow just makes me angry and grunt in an old man of 73 mannor..(where the hell did that come from?).
I may list all the things wrong with snow...

1: It makes me cold, and the added winds makes my fingers squeal and wanna drop off
2: It makes me slip, like a Bambi on ice
3: It gets stuck on my converse where i then have to shout at it and stomp around like a mad woman
4: Its bad but not bad enough that i cant get snow days off school, people just dont care anymore
and 5...
Can i bothered to go and make a snowman anymore?
Not technically :(

*Sigh* Oh the joys of getting old and im only 17 with Navi from legend of zelda as my message tone...oh woe is me indeed.

Snow? Big no no ='(
For now anyway...

Warm cup of coffee needed...