Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Thoughts of A Dying Anemic

Yeah you guessed it, bang on target, 100%, BINGO, "We have a winner!!", and so and so forth, i iz Anemic. Don't know what this is? I shall wiki that shit (:

Anemia is a decrease in normal numver od red blood cells or less than the normal quality of Hemoglobin in the blood. Since Hemoglobin normally carries oxygen from the lungs to the tissues, anemia leads to Hypoxia (lack of oxygen) in organs.

Basically i get feelings of weakness, fatigue, general malaise and poor concentration at peak times with this rubbish >.< Oh its great to be human...really..

So ive decided to rip out all my organs and become a robot (:
Or something from Blade Runner (may be surprised that i even know what Blade runner is)

So yeah ive given up on being a human, it's pants, no other word for it ^^

Tra la la la laaaaa going mad while eating toast

Monday, 26 October 2009

Sighs Of Blood Thirsty Newbs

Yes..its this time of day

I have to rant...and i have to do it now ;-;


Why in hells bells and all that is good (wait wut?) does mainly every girl (or most) obsess over Edward Cullen? I mean c'mon, its scary how much sometimes.


Vampires are meant to be awesomely-awesome, not soppy and interested in love more than killingz and sucking blood and rawrs..


Dont get me wrong, i do like the Twilight Saga but some people take this teeny tiny like way too far...


A vampire should be more like Alucard from Hellsing, and why?...


Exactly, i rest my case.

Ahmadgad I Have Found Data!!

Hai..ever wondered where Data from Star Trek Went?

He's in my freakin computer D:

We have this Avast Anti Virus thing-a-ma-jig-ness-super-nova-POW..installed..

And everytime it pops up with "Virus Database has been updated"

IT SOUNDS LIKE DATA!!! CAPS LOCK AHHH!!!1234..


"Nai yew wilz nots fwail yewr database haz been newb-a-fied"


KaythnxbyeData ;-;


And big finale...WHO IS DATA?


Teh Fightz Fur Cheeseburger Haz Begun


And Thats Why We Dont Trust Cats...

Can You Really Haz Cheeseburger?

So yeah this should be a fun way to start,

It's funny how we're (or maybe just myself) so amused by quite plain and simple photos of cats/dogs/hamsters/people/barack obama you name it with captions like "lolnewb" or "imma firin mah lazar!!!1".

I don't know about you but whoever came up with a crazy idea to make photos funny with captions is quite the genious.

Take www.icanhazchesseburger.com , filled with thousands upon thousands of silly pictures with funny captions, and its practically more insane than i am!?!
Depending on your way of reading and analysing, you can make that photo, that someones already tried to make funny, even more funny.

Technically i find when i read a book i add my own voices to the characters in question, i dont know lets take Sherlock Holmes as an example here, now usually, if i get this right, Sherlock Holmes is quite a serious man (i mean you'd have to be to solve grueling crimes). But, using the (read this part in a very high pitch until "full stop") AWESOME POWER OF THE BRAINNNN full stop. You could make Sherlock Holmes the funniest man on the planet!

Im not trying to go into all this brainy, weird, nerd st00f (see what i did), but i just think personally its interesting...

Right now you could be giving me a very manly voice, or if you wanted an insane chipmunk style. You can regenerate how i speak in your head o.O ~oooeeeeoooo

But thats nothing...
Compared to the crazy kittehs on ICANHAZCHEESEBURGER

So there you have it...

Can you really haz cheeseburger? Or is this just a myth?
Find out in...(really deep evil voice) The Kitchen. (Music from Pshyco).

Beginning of The End

Hello, Hola, Bonjour, Hallo, Ciao, Ola etc etc

I was thinking of having a random blog where I can just say whats on my mind, how the weather is, if my sanity is still alive and what not to do in a shopping trolley..it'll all make sense or so im hoping.

The reason this blog is called "Nai Against The World" is easy;
One: My main nickname is Nai short for Naomi
And
Two: 'Against The World', everyone works, thinks, plays, talks differently and since when do we have the freedom to just ramble about things we wanna think about?

Well for me that time is now, and im beginning to think i need another glass of Coke to start this off...